Mornin' Oppo!

Kinja'd!!! "Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
09/05/2013 at 12:12 • Filed to: Mornin' Oppo!

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This is what driving a manual in a traffic jam feels like.

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DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Casper > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/05/2013 at 12:15

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That made me laugh, +2 worthless points to you sir. That's what it feels like in a truck or Geo. Most cars you can just stay in one gear. It's the clutch that wears ya out.

If you think a manual car in traffic is bad, you obviously haven't done a motorcycle in traffic where you aren't allowed to lane split...


Kinja'd!!! More Power!!and also some brakes. > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/05/2013 at 12:16

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Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/05/2013 at 12:16

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I wish I could move through that many gears. I didn't leave first gear for half an hour this morning, then I didn't get to go over 30 for the next hour...

Pretty sure I wore through my whole clutch today. Thunderstorms apparently make people crash.

Edit: Also, that guy's left leg ain't moving. That's the only part of me that moves in traffic...


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/05/2013 at 12:17

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Looking at this makes my left butt cheek hurt.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Casper
09/05/2013 at 12:17

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Here in CA, we are blessed with legal lane splitting....it is terrifying however, so I try to avoid doing it in all but the slowest of traffic.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/05/2013 at 12:18

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Can be easily alleviated if you're cool enough to have a 4wd with transfer case*. Gives you a lot lower set of ratios to crawl in, and allows you to rev to control and scare other drivers without going fast.

*poster not responsible for tire scrub or axles sheared doing this


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/05/2013 at 12:27

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He's not moving his feet, what sorcery is this?!?


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > ddavidn
09/05/2013 at 12:32

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Maybe he's heel-toe-ing it.


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/05/2013 at 12:33

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heel-toeing the clutch? I'm impressed.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > ddavidn
09/05/2013 at 12:41

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He's got big feet


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/05/2013 at 12:58

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This is what driving a manual in a parade feels like

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Kinja'd!!! Ferrero1911 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/05/2013 at 13:44

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I have the lightest clutch in the world, so it's not too bad for me. I like to leave it in first as long as possible so people can hear my displeasure with the situation though.